by Selena Quixada
as told to Lyndon DeRobertis

Introduction................................................
1. About the Author
2. Publisher's Warning
3. Dawn of a New Age
4. Spiritual Advisors

SPirITual AdVisors..........................................
1. How to choose the right spirit guide without paying an arm or a leg or a previous lifetime.
2. How to develop your own secret handshake with your spiritual advisor.
3. How often should you let your guide beat you at checkers?
4. Christmas shopping for your celestial guide can be quite a bother.
5. Is it OK to have an affair with your spirit guide?
6. What's the best way to tell your spirit guide you're thinking about seeing someone else?

The Spirit World...........................................
1. ABG, NBG, GBS and other ghost networks for beginning channelers.
2. Dial-a-ghost: Directory of 900 numbers to the Beyond.
3. Emily Post's Ghost's Etiquette for entertaining spirits.
4. 61 things you should never mention to a ghost.
5. Why do spirits always refer to themselves as we?
6. Poltergeists or puppy ghosts? What kind of ghost makes the best pet?

The Afterlife...............................................
1. Everything you always wanted to know about the afterlife but were afraid to ask.
2. Where to go for the best rates when travelling Beyond.
3. How can you make reservations at the finer hotels in the afterlife?
4. How to get into a good college in the afterlife.

SPirITual Sex...............................................
1. Yes, Virginia, there is sex in the afterlife.
2. Can you still renew your subscription to Playboy in the afterlife?
3. What's the Guinness record for the most afterlife-orgasms?

Reincarnation and the Meaning of Life.......................
1. Reincarnaion and the Meaning of Life
2. How many past lives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. How to get a grade changed on your Karma Report Card.
4. How to choose the right parents for your next incarnation.
5. How to "take it with you" for a financially secure reincarnation.
6. Discovering past lives by poking through your memories with acupuncture.
7. A Who's Who of past lives

Heaven and Hell.............................................
1. Heaven and Hell
2. Packing for your trip to Hell -- Red bathing suits are in this year!
3. Nirvana Nookie and 37 other Heavenly flavors.
4. Heaven can wait, and Hell can wait even longer.
5. If all good dogs go to Heaven, will their barking keep you up nights?

God.........................................................
1. God
2. Gaia's gala guestlist of gorgeous giant goddesses.
3. Mother Earth's recipe for success.
4. Since I am you and you are me and we are All and All are One, name tags are a definite must at New Age parties!

The Soul....................................................
1. It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your soul is?
2. Does your soul want a sex change operation?
3. The joy of out-of-body flying without a net.
4. 5 romantic ways to make up with your inner self after an argument.
5. Will your spirit guide get jealous if you spend too much time with yourself?

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